Sunday, December 2, 2012

VG Donut & Bakery, Cardiff

Where all the cool people hang out.

All year long, I have been pestered by people asking me, “Have you been to VG’s?” And I always respond, “Yeah, once, a while back, but I plan to go again soon.” What took so long for me to get around to visiting VG’s? Well, I wanted to go with my good friends Big B and Sir Isaac, and it wasn’t until this past weekend that we were able to align our plans. Those plans included a nice, smooth 13-mile run along the coast, during which we talked about . . . donuts. What, did you think we would talk about all the pretty ladies who ran past and winked at us, and then argue about who got the most winks? Pshaw!
Get 'em while they're hot!
The line out the door of VG’s wasn’t too bad, as it moved quickly and the staff took orders with practiced efficiency. In surveying the racks, I noticed that there weren’t any crullers, nor were there any maple old-fashioneds, which are two of my favorite varieties. Sir Isaac, who will always get a cruller if one is available, was a bit grumpy, but nevertheless gave in and got an apple fritter plus a few cake donuts with sprinkles to take home to the Mrs. and Lil’ C.
Crumbs galore.
Big B and I tried out the crumb-topped raised donut and a few others, but this one really stood out among the rest. It was light, fresh, and 100 percent coated with crumbs. As soon as I bit in, the nooks and crannies of my mouth were swarmed by countless cinnamon crumbs. Although I considered the crumb donut my favorite, Big B was more a fan of the blueberry buttermilk bar, which, I have to admit, was pretty darn decent; it did not, however, come close to being the best buttermilk bar I’ve encountered.
Big B's b-b-bar.
Said Big B, “This is the best blueberry buttermilk bar I’ve had. The crumb cake was light with a really good flavor.” Then he went on to tell us about some—ahem—interesting things that came up in his conversation with the gal behind the counter. I’ll leave it to your imagination, but let’s just say that they did not talk about donuts, and it left the rest of us a bit wide-eyed and shaking our heads.
"These are good donuts, Daddy!"
Sir Isaac, once he got past his foul mood at being denied his crullers, mellowed out and said, “The fritter was just plain. I liked the variety of cake donuts with colorful toppings, but nothing was creative.” Lil’ C, however, is quite fond of sprinkles, and will give the thumbs-up to a bowl of steamed spinach if it came topped with chocolate sprinkles. “These are good donuts, Daddy,” she told Sir Isaac when he got home. Mrs. Newton wasn’t too impressed with her glazed old-fashioned, though. That lady has high standards, as Sir Isaac will tell you proudly.
The folks at VG's sure know how to be festive.
I need to point out that VG’s is more than just a donut shop. They offer a wide variety of cookies, cakes, pastries, and breads, which we left untouched. I did, however, manage to capture this really cool picture of a snowman cake. That one must have taken a lot of work!
The atmosphere at VG’s is great—it’s a nice place to hang out after a run, ride, or swim, and there are plenty of seats outside on the patio. The staff is friendly, the service is quick, and you can even get up close and watch the cake decorator in action by the exit. Good times, good times.
But the verdict on the donuts? Good but not spectacular. I’ve had many donuts from other places that are much better, and there are dozens of places around town that offer more variety. When we rack up the points on the D-Meter, taste counts for 60 percent, variety 20 percent, innovation 10 percent, and customer experience 10 percent. If customer experience were weighted more, VG’s would likely climb a few spots on our list, but as it turned out, VG’s scored 78.7 on the D-Meter, which puts it at #11 on our list, falling just short of cracking the top ten. I know a lot of folks who will give me grief over this, but I have no problem with making this statement: VG’s is a cool place, but if you want the best donuts in town, head up to Peterson’s; it’s worth the trip.

Top Ten Donut Meter Scores:
1. Peterson’s Donut Corner, Escondido — 94.0
2. Sunny Donuts, Kearny Mesa — 87.0
3. Savoy Donuts, Escondido — 85.5
4. RB Donuts, Rancho Bernardo — 83.0
5. Donut Haven, Hillcrest — 82.7
6. Super Donuts, Carlsbad — 82.0
7. Danny’s Donuts, Vista — 81.0
8. Christy’s Donuts, Kearny Mesa — 80.0
8. Honey Donuts, Santee — 80.0
10. Golden Donut, University City — 79.3